tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-993660854394228442024-03-19T02:00:13.615-07:00MR. SNYDER'S CLASSThe Eight-Fingered Criminal's Sonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17193778581427398072noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99366085439422844.post-1555871338884041712020-05-13T10:20:00.000-07:002020-05-13T13:42:41.844-07:00TRENT LEADS! SARIAH RETURNS!<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: blue; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Brain Bowl Leaders</span></span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-weight: bold;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-weight: normal;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Trent <span style="color: red;">120</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sariah 60</span></span><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-weight: bold;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-weight: normal;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Marie 60</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-weight: bold;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-weight: normal;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Donny <span style="color: red;">55</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "georgia" , "times new roman" , serif; font-weight: bold;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(20, 24, 35); font-weight: normal;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Tito <span style="color: red;">50</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Jermaine <span style="color: red;">50</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">Why did the cow cross the road?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">1. Who is the only student to win individual brain bowl three weeks in a row?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">2. Who was Harry Houdini?</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">3. Write a sentence that includes a proper noun, a preposition, an adjective and </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">onomatopoeia.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">4. Provide the name of a famous person from Mesa, Arizona. Include his or her claim to fame.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">5. What does xertz mean?</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">6. what is the meaning of the latin word bellum? </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="color: red;">Post answers below.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span style="color: red;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a href="mailto:wrsnyder@mpsaz.org">wrsnyder@mpsaz.org</a></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); color: #666666; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="color: red;"><br /></span></span></span>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">1. What is dramatic irony? <span style="color: red;">The reader knows something a character does not.</span></span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , "trebuchet" , "verdana" , sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">2. Which should be in the first sentence of an argumentative essay, thesis, hook, or background information? <span style="color: red;">hook</span></span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">3. What should in the last sentence of an argumentative essay, restatement of the thesis, call to action, summary of the arguments? <span style="color: red;">call to action</span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">4. What is glossophobia? <span style="color: red;">fear of public speaking</span></span><br style="caret-color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: "Trebuchet MS", Trebuchet, Verdana, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">5. What is nitre? <span style="color: red;">a white substance found in damp, underground areas used for gunpowder and fertilizer.</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif;">6. Provide an example of alliteration.<span style="color: red;">Trent tumbles terrifically toward </span></span></span><span style="color: red; font-family: "verdana" , sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Timbuktu.</span>The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Sonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17193778581427398072noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99366085439422844.post-92116030014979604692017-10-21T15:51:00.003-07:002020-03-23T08:57:19.066-07:00COMICS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Sonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17193778581427398072noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99366085439422844.post-11190489017367592162017-06-10T09:40:00.002-07:002020-02-29T05:58:44.690-08:00TEECHUR STORIES #622: THE RULER<br />
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<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="line-height: 37.33333206176758px;"><strong style="line-height: 18px;"><span style="font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: large;">© 2016 William Snyder</span></strong></span></b><br />
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<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">I need a ruler, Mr. Snyder.</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">You're lookin' at him, kid.</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Huh?</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Bill Snyder, ruler of the classroom. </span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #1d2129; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">That's dumb.</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">You're dumb.</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">Real mature.</span></span></b><br />
<b style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="color: #1d2129; display: inline; font-family: "courier new" , "courier" , monospace; font-size: x-large; letter-spacing: -0.23999999463558197px;">You're the one with cooties.</span></span></b>The Eight-Fingered Criminal's Sonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17193778581427398072noreply@blogger.com0